I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.

Ride: Distance: 42.7km, Elevation Gain: 347m, Moving Time: 01:38:38, Average Speed: 26.0km/h, Estimated Avg Power: 152.5 (from power meter), Weighted Avg Power: 179

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03/07/2024

12/04/2026

Splash With the Kids

Swim: Distance: 0.0km, Elevation Gain: 0m, Moving Time: 00:58:17, Average Speed: 0.0km/h

11/04/2026

I’ll bet you twenty bucks I can get you gambling before the end of the day.

Ride: Distance: 108.7km, Elevation Gain: 1471m, Moving Time: 04:38:39, Average Speed: 23.4km/h, Estimated Avg Power: 134.3 (from power meter), Weighted Avg Power: 154

10/04/2026

Burghley House Part 2

Walk: Distance: 2.7km, Elevation Gain: 28m, Moving Time: 00:44:53, Average Speed: 3.6km/h

10/04/2026

Burghley House Part 1

Walk: Distance: 1.3km, Elevation Gain: 34m, Moving Time: 00:19:12, Average Speed: 4.0km/h

08/04/2026

He fixes the cable

Ride: Distance: 57.5km, Elevation Gain: 439m, Moving Time: 01:59:36, Average Speed: 28.8km/h, Estimated Avg Power: 162.8 (from power meter), Weighted Avg Power: 183

06/04/2026

It was my bad. I was never a very good practical joker.

Walk: Distance: 2.8km, Elevation Gain: 90m, Moving Time: 00:35:21, Average Speed: 4.8km/h

06/04/2026

Please don’t make the super suit green… or animated!

Walk: Distance: 2.5km, Elevation Gain: 0m, Moving Time: 00:30:12, Average Speed: 5.0km/h

04/04/2026

When there’s a will, I want to be in it!

Ride: Distance: 76.9km, Elevation Gain: 742m, Moving Time: 02:54:30, Average Speed: 26.4km/h, Estimated Avg Power: 131.9 (from power meter), Weighted Avg Power: 151

30/03/2026

Children for sale

Ride: Distance: 9.3km, Elevation Gain: 0m, Moving Time: 00:20:20, Average Speed: 27.3km/h, Estimated Avg Power: 145.8 (from power meter), Weighted Avg Power: 168

28/03/2026

If you try to escape, or play any sort of games with me, I will taze you and watch Supernanny while you drool into the carpet.

Ride: Distance: 77.9km, Elevation Gain: 980m, Moving Time: 03:34:16, Average Speed: 21.8km/h, Estimated Avg Power: 121.2 (from power meter), Weighted Avg Power: 152

25/03/2026

Wahoo SYSTM: Endurance 2.5

Ride: Distance: 16.3km, Elevation Gain: 0m, Moving Time: 00:37:20, Average Speed: 26.2km/h, Estimated Avg Power: 125.1 (from power meter), Weighted Avg Power: 127

12/03/2026

Wahoo SYSTM: Micro Intervals Pyramid

Ride: Distance: 16.8km, Elevation Gain: 0m, Moving Time: 00:34:58, Average Speed: 28.8km/h, Estimated Avg Power: 164.7 (from power meter), Weighted Avg Power: 179

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